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Light Blogging: Witty Slogans

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Let’s start afresh with light blogging, something to get us back in mood, after such a long break. Here are some slogans I found Really Witty…

“I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.”

“ Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”

“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. “

“All I have to do is win the lottery!”

“I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.”

“Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer!”

“A man is known by the company he avoids.”

“Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.”

“Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.”

“If love was the answer, can you please repeat the question”

“A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.”

“The more I drink, the better you look!”

“I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience!”

“Education is an investment and not an expense”

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”

“VENI, VEDI, VISA. I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.”

“I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.”

“A wish is a desire without an attempt.”

The last one is-

“Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.”

But take along a lesson. I hope they would leave to think about something and still leave a smile on your face.

Happy Blogging,

Divya



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posted by Divya Uttam, 11:14 AM

4 Comments:

"Fish fights back..."

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commented by Blogger myTypes, 5:10 PM  

Them slogans made me laugh thanks:)

commented by Anonymous stubsy, 10:30 AM  

Good one ... iliked them they can appear on t-shirts....:)))

commented by Blogger Bunti, 11:40 AM  

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